"hello i am two hams in one ham!"



"smile for your fart party! oh where did i hide your present?"
"maybe maybe it is in my mouth. oh you should maybe look."
"DO NOT TRY A FAT TRICK WITH ME HAM"



welcome to horror: CLOWN BAG ARRIVES!!!



"this is a nice vacation mummy."
"YEESSS. BbLORrrGGGG."
"i am sorry i did think your beanbag did talk. i am a crazy for sirtan!"
"oh no! you are not crazy. this is the Eat Pig."
"of course. ha ha. hello Eat Pig."
"PORK. PLORK. glbblb! ploORRRKKK."
"what? oh eat pig did say the stars are beautiful today."
"PORK."



beef amy: "are you a carpit?"
carpit lanny: "are you a lard?"
(a monster romance begins? i wish for no.)



beef amy: "do you have a food carpit lanny?"
carpit lanny: "i love you beef amy."
beef amy: "my true love is pizza. and burgar. and cheese burgarAGH! do not kiss me carpit lanny!"
carpit lanny: "oh no i am to fat to leave."
beef amy: "it is okay to stay I WILL EAT YOU."
carpit lanny: "anyone my fate must be escape!"



"WE MARCH! WE MARCH! HO-MO-BUTT HUMP!"
"yoo hoo girl!"
"burp!!! there is to much food in mouth for talk."
"ok. PARADE! PARADE! I WANT A BUTT DICK!"



TA DA! someone did capture a hole net of butter! WHO IS THE MYSTERY BUTTER HUNTER?



"oh i will open the door to discover what is in this rooAAAAHHHHHHH! WHAT HAPPENS HERE!??!! AAGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!"



"hey the net of butter did return to sneak all the ice cream! it is not posible!!!"
"CHOMP THIS ICE CREAM IS MINE. IT WILL NOT BE HOME AGAIN!"
"do not give your shit at me butter net"
"A BRAVE FATTY COMMAND. MY REVENGE: LOOK AT MY BELLYS. NOW YOU ARE DEAD!!!"

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